The amount of drunk I am didn't make the screw squirt out of my glasses. So if anybody's in the comments like, this guy's blasted because he looks ridiculous. A, you're right, I do look ridiculous. You just tell people that you want to, you're trying to emulate Captain Cacao. No, I look like fucking dead shot right now. I look like I'm about to kill Batman. You don't have to wear the glass. Here's what you don't have.

Welcome to For Your Amusement, a theme park podcast that aims to exhaustively evaluate the world's

most popular theme park attractions to determine if they are world class.

I'm Ryan Bergara.

I'm Barron.

And for today's episode, we are going to be revisiting Epic Universe one year later.

That's a crazy thing to say.

It has basically been a year since Byron and I went for the first time for the media preview

and also the subsequent grand opening event.

We are now in March 26, and we thought, what better time to revisit it than now, a year

after it initially opened to the public.

11 months since we went to our first preview, 10 months since opening to the public, almost.

It's close enough.

It's not the exact year, but the thing is...

It makes for a much better title.

It's a better title.

It's cleaner. Also, I was in Florida

already for filming for Ghost Files, so it just made sense this is the time to do it. And boy, did we do it.

We did. It was a very different experience from our previous times. Because I guess we had never

technically been in the park when it was open to the

public. Well, no, the grand opening, it was open to the public. Not when we were there. No, the second time it was. We were there opening day. No, that wasn't opening day. What are you talking about? Are you serious? Yes, that was like the grand ceremony. That was all media and stuff like that. Like, the opening day was the next morning. Yeah, that's true. You're right.

I guess that's true. This is the first time we've done it on like just a regular Saturday.

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