We Got a Secret, Service

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder discuss the Secret Service text message fiasco, the January 6th coup d'é·tat fiasco, and how we're living through the weirdest dumbest sh#t ever...fiasco.

TITUS PODCAST... SCREAM SANITY!

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is The Highlander from the Titus Podcast.
0:10.6	This episode is brought to you by UEFIT's headphones, Bowling Branch, and my new favorite,
0:15.2	Hello Fresh, and now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.
0:19.2	Um, Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update.
0:23.7	The Secret Service, the agency that protects the President, has access to all the intelligence
0:28.5	and the world can't get into your bank account, tap your phone to make sure the President
0:32.7	is safe.
0:33.7	They can find anything on anyone, except their own texts and emails.
0:38.8	You know, after the January 6th attempt to overthrow the government, the Secret Service
0:42.0	was asked for all text messages.
0:44.1	The request was on January 16th, 10 days after the insurrection.
0:48.5	They were told a second time to preserve all communications about the coup attempt.
0:52.9	And then on January 27th, the Secret Service reset and cleared all of their phones and
0:58.1	what they claim is a normal mitigation or evidence burn.
1:03.0	They cleared their phones without turning over a single text from January 6th.
1:08.4	Anyone else find it weird that the most connected agency on the planet, the people that
1:13.0	can find threats to the President at any time and anywhere who can pull emails and texts
1:18.3	from any psycho on Facebook can't find their own texts from the biggest trees and attempts
1:24.1	to civil war.
1:25.7	Is the Secret Service sleeping with someone else?
1:27.9	Are we getting cheated on?
1:30.4	So I guess it's normal for the Secret Service to destroy evidence.
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