I think that over the last few weeks, we have been too reserved.

We have been too professional.

We've done too much watching games, learning new information, trying to be level-headed,

not overreact the sample size, not do too much too fast.

And today all that changes.

Today, as you see by the title, we are here to give one hot take about every single NBA team.

Let's go.

Let's get spicy.

We're throwing it back.

That's crazy.

He was bragging.

The cranium is crazy.

Oh my God.

Crown eaters rejoice.

So obviously, being hyperbolic, we're not going to be a person saying crazy shit.

But we are going to try to give one hot take.

You know, let's try to embody what that means.

Yeah.

So whatever you feel naturally, put it about 10% crazier. Let's push the boundaries of how you're feeling willing to go with these takes. Do I have to believe these things? A little bit. You have to believe the essence of these takes. They can't be complete BS, but they can be embellished a little bit. Okay, because I'm not going to lie. I've been scarred through hot takes based off of the TD3 lies that we usually do. And I see the most nonsensical thing. So you're telling me, I have to be like them, but a little bit more realistic. Yes, let's push the boundaries, but you have to believe it. At its core, you have to believe there's something to it okay okay all right and uh we're

gonna try to single-handedly make divisions matter again in the NBA if anybody's gonna talk about

division is gonna be us we are gonna go division by division to do this to try to give ourselves

some organization I want to go first so I'm gonna begin with the southwest division okay to start

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