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Brandon's out sick. Brandon is sick. It's very sick. Eddie's here. Zach is here. Danny's back. back Hell yeah I missed you guys I know I know the feeling's mutual We totally missed you Mm-hmm How you were dead yesterday Are you still sick I was playing billiards I was fine No I'm good I'm good I don't have whatever Kate Whatever Kate has looks terrible. But I'm feeling better now.

She said it went away and then it came back. I think her kids got sick too.

She was also in our Kate and Friends of the Morning Group chat worrying that her cat is going to get sick because apparently cats can get this flu that's going around.

What? Kate is a mess.

Oh, no. That's the next thing. It was bird flu, cow flu, we're due for another one. Cat flu. Pussy flu. Yeah. How's everyone doing? Friday? All right. Yeast infection. That's what he told me. Who filled in? Connor. Yeah. It's one of that's, yeah. Sorry. It's one of it's, that's what's, that's where this office is at. Is that you got Connor Griffin filling. People, yeah. I'm content Connor. Scraping the bottom of it. Yeah. I heard. Yeah. Yeah? Well deserved. I'm going to miss him. Yeah, I am too.

He's gone now. He's gone. Griffin. Yeah, Griff. Griff. Good for him, yeah. Great for him. Yeah, Griff dog. He's going to do the thing. He's got a voter on it. What are you going to say, Eddie? What if Brandon did a vagina? What if Brandon what?

Did a vagina?

Did a vagina?

Did have one i wouldn't be shocked did you call it a vagina he called it a giant tiny and you like it

it's like a good of a genie yeah did you say vagina i said gini nova gini jini nova gini jini never called a

a jini you well we found out yesterday he doesn't he doesn't beat off so and Gine Nova. Jiny. Jiny Nova. Never heard of a Johnny?

Well, we found out yesterday he doesn't, he doesn't beat off. Really? And we did not ask him if he fingers himself. Did you blast your pussy? Yeah, so if we would ask him that and he's like, yes. Well, you never ask me if I finger my pussy. Yeah, of course I do. So that would make sense. Yeah, Brandon is just, he's just hopping on the train of everyone's sick.

Oh, I'll pretend I'm sick.

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