We Found the Commercial, Knock Out Tales, Facing Mortality

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2019

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

We found the commercial we were searching for last week involving a guy saying, 'Is this some kind of lamp you rub?" Is it for the product I swore it was for? You'll have to listen to find out. Plus Elliot hurt himself and I nearly passed out, Renee's taking note of notes, David's butthole definitely closes faster than Alison's, Alison is switching back and forth between first and third person, Daniel's wanting to know how I would feel about backyard guns and so much more including Deleted Tweets, Playboy, Truly Tasteless Jokes and more.

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0:00.0	And now, live from the new house in Burbank, California, it's Thursday on the
0:06.4	Allison Rosen as your new best friend showed. Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest.
0:09.6	She's a comedian who may ask if she can pet your dog, but what she's really
0:13.4	asking is, can you please step aside so I can pet the living shit out of your dog?
0:17.0	It's Renee Colbert. And he's a comedian who in all likelihood is not the guy
0:22.2	who tried to hit on you at the airport. It's David Huntsberger. Chef Jeff is
0:26.2	here to make homemade sasperilla extra sassy. I'm her husband Daniel, saying
0:30.3	hop on board the love bus, say hello to your best friend, Allison Rosen.
0:57.2	Hello, my little Texas toasts. That's right. I pluralized it. It's me because
1:03.4	otherwise it would be Texas's. No, it's the only option for pluralizing Texas toast
1:08.0	is Texas toasts. And I'm sticking with it. It's Allison Rosen. Welcome to
1:13.5	sorry to jump in, but you can host like like Moose. Yeah, I think it is. That's
1:21.4	why I I knew there was a reason I felt the need to comment on it. I just forgot
1:25.3	what it was. It's like when you hear people say shrimps. Yeah, yeah, it's like I
1:29.2	don't it's cute, but I don't think you need to do that. I had a bunch of shrimp,
1:33.5	but it's sounds funnier to be like, oh man, so my shrimp's ears. Look at all those
1:37.6	shrimps. Right. Look at all those meats. Yeah, but I guess could be mice or mooses.
1:41.7	Um, okay. I'm gonna start over again. I mean, just for us. Sure. All right. Okay.
1:47.3	The listeners are gonna get to hear both you lucky ducks. How do I start again?
1:55.3	I don't know. We try to say toast for about five minutes. Oh my God. I literally
1:58.8	without the lead in. I don't know if I can do it. Hello, my little thank you. That was
2:04.4	the sticking. Oh my God. Hello, my little Texas toast. No, it doesn't feel right. Welcome
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