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We found my mother-in-law's secret stash of stolen food. Ooh, a secret stash,

you say. Who did she steal it from? We are at my mother-in-laws for a couple of weeks because our house is

being renovated. Now, only a couple of days have gone by, and it is already a drama. I won't go into that.

By the way, this comes from itch that needs scratch. And if you want to submit your own stories, go to R slash OK Storytime Separate it. So, three days ago, my fiance made a cake for all of us. She just wanted to be kind. My mother-in-law fried the cake, said that she doesn't really like it. and that it's too chocolatey.

Ain't no such thing.

Too chocolatey is got to be the best.

To chocolatey ain't no such thing too

chocolatey to chocolatey insult that being said not that i count or that i don't want her to eat from

it but she basically ate half of the whole cake in 24 hours yeah i didn't like that she's like

a two chocolatey num num num num num num num num num num num num num num she's like it was probably like no no guys it's it, too chocolatey. Num-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-h. She's like, it was probably like, no, no, guys, it's so chocolate.

You're not going to like it.

You're not going to like it.

It tastes like poison.

Yeah, it's trash. I'll eat it all. The other half poison.

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