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🗓️ 6 August 2024
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Schlat's looking incredibly handsome today. |
0:02.8 | He's looking like a cute little cupcake. |
0:05.1 | What flavor cupcake are you, Schi- |
0:07.0 | Come on, come on. |
0:08.3 | I'm a little red velvet one with some icing in the middle and on top. |
0:12.2 | I would say that I'm a carrot cake |
0:14.6 | with cream cheese frosting. |
0:16.0 | Ew dude. |
0:18.0 | Yeah, because that's a liberal cupcake. |
0:20.4 | How is that, wait, what, what? |
0:22.4 | Gross! How is that liberal? What makes that liberal? That's a liberal cupcake. Sorry. I like a little bit of carrot in my cake. I have a belief that fruit or vegetables and dessert just does not work does not work on a spiritual moral level |
0:40.0 | like really what about apple pie? No. |
0:43.0 | What about what? |
0:44.0 | Nuts? |
0:45.0 | Like pecan pie? |
0:46.0 | Peacon pie? |
0:47.0 | Blueberry pie? |
0:50.0 | I'm talking about fruits and vegetables here. |
0:52.0 | Like dessert is supposed to be sweet and nice and not have any of that bullshit. |
0:55.9 | Blueberry pie? No, no, I don't like blueberries. |
0:59.2 | Key lime pie? No, I haven't eaten a vegetable in months. You're the king of capital. You want the most processed like |
1:06.3 | Reduced down sort of pizza. |
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