We Figured Out How To Slow Down Time

Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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On this episode we figured out how to slow down time and make sure the world doesn't pass us by too fast. You will figure out what the hell I'm talking about when you listen. Support the show

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0:00.0	Yo, what's up everybody? Welcome into the Rob Gucci show. I love when I'm testing the mic and I have to sit in my house by myself and just go testing.
0:10.4	Testing. Testing. Pause. Go to the sound setting. It's not working. And just keep going testing. Microphone check. I'm not complaining. Like, it's not that hard of work.
0:21.3	It's just like the fact that I'm sitting alone in here doing that.
0:25.2	That's just part of the business.
0:26.3	But what's up, everybody?
0:29.1	Really exciting news for everybody.
0:30.6	I just went for a walk on a golf course.
0:32.7	Let me tell you something.
0:34.4	It is so goddamn nice.
0:37.0	I don't even go AirPods anymore.
0:38.9	I don't.
0:40.0	I don't need to listen to Boss Mandilo talking about chicks shaking their gigantic asses in his face while I'm on the golf course.
0:49.9	I love that music.
0:50.8	Don't get me wrong.
0:51.8	Shout out to Boss Mandilo.
0:53.4	It's nothing to do with the music.
0:55.4	It's like there's a time and a place for that type of shit. I've just been going no AirPods. I'm like, dude,
1:02.9	it's really nice out. The birds are chirping. The wind is, it's fucking, it's moving around.
1:09.7	And there's not many places you can go anymore where it's just silent.
1:14.3	Like golf courses are almost like a sanctuary for human beings now.
1:18.4	It's like it's manicured.
1:21.2	The animals are out and about because they figured out that it's a place where hunters can't go hunt them.
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