When you take off your glasses, and I hope you take this in the right way, your face gets twice as big.

I'm going to. This is going. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because your glasses are like, like, when I look at you, I look at your glasses. And it's like, those are your eyes. But then you take them off and there's just skin. Like, obviously, they're, ah. Yeah. I know. It's not a bad thing

Yeah I stopped

What's great is I stopped being insecure about my weight

And I started being insecure about just my face

Why?

Which is awesome

Because one time I was on Zoom

And my boss like made fun of my dry skin

Yeah

He said you look like when Peter cried.

And I'm like, what does that mean?

And he said, oh, in Catholic tradition, when Peter denied Christ, his face became like

pocked and like permanently scarred.

And I was like, that's an insane thing to say to someone.

That's an awesome way to like, way to like, way to like make me feel awful and also give me a new piece

of trivia that now I hate.

Yeah.

Wow.

Ridiculous.

Yeah.

Your face looks like Sodom and Gomorrah after the bombing.

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