We Drank the WORST Craft Beers
Cold Ones
Cold Ones
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:59.6 | Then we cut to the title, Coldlands title screen with the, it's filmed in front of the |
| 1:03.5 | live studio on, so then we just cut back to the actual start. |
| 1:06.4 | Hey, what's up, chat? |
| 1:07.3 | Darcy's got us beers, 20 of them, to be precise. |
| 1:09.8 | And we're going to drink them. |
| 1:10.7 | Weird ass fucking craft beers. That's right. We got 20 of the weirdest craft beers we could find that you guys are gonna rank on this ladder. But to decide who has to drink, each beer under the cloth will have a real name and a fake name that you need to decide what is that beer called? Because craft beers have notoriously the weirdest, longest names. |
| 1:27.7 | Why, can't we just see the name on the fan? |
| 1:29.3 | Not yet because you guessed before. Oh, okay. I'll give you two cards. You read out what the top one is and then the other one is just the other option. Give me that. Seven Sheds Brewery, wet rag, low carb pale ale. That sounds real. What's the second one say? Knee deep, brewing co-breaking bud. |
| 1:45.2 | Well one's like a little joke-hung, which I feel like they do that a lot. Yeah, but who's gonna call that brewery, knee-deep brewing? That just sounds like... Oh yeah, wet rag, low carb, sounds like... Yeah, but like seven sheds, that sounds like a fucking... That sounds good. That sounds good. That sounds good. seven different sheds. That's all right. I'm going with seven sheds. That sounds like a fucking... That sounds good. That sounds good. It's being brewed in seven different sheds. That's alright. I'm going with seven sheds. Okay, well, I'll just go with the other one. Alrighty. That sounds like a weed drink. It's time to unveil the first beer. Oh, fuck off. What is that? I fucking knew it! That looks like shit. It looks like... Well, it looks like Lemonhead from fucking Adventure Time, bro. Breaking Bud. Has it got weed in it? I don't know. Before you stick in, yeah, I want you guys to be ranking these beers based on the name and the packaging. Yeah, they're fucking all rank, I'll tell you that. On the beer scale. So based purely on the name and the packaging, how likely are you to buy this beer? |
| 2:37.0 | Zero. |
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