We are coming off a weekend of the most surprising NBA news in a long time. Did you hear? Tell me. Anthony Davis has heard again. Word? Oh, no. Oh, my God. I feel like I've seen the story before. Did you hear a small guard that doesn't shoot well, doesn't defend well, isn't scoring well, is on the trade market. You're stuck in the past, buddy. What do you mean? That being John Morant. Okay, okay

Did you hear? There was potential violence via the corridors of the Staples Center because somebody had previous knowledge of the arena. Police presence? Police presence, apparently. Much to talk about today. Big, shocking, bombshell new stories that we've never seen coming.

We've never seen before.

I'm going to talk about all that. As well as you see by the title, we are going to do a draft of the best duos in the NBA right now. So we're really going to be talking about this season, what we've seen. We're going to treat it based on if the playoffs are starting today, we're going to draft which duos. we'd have the most faith in to lead our team.

Okay.

I can't contain myself right now.

There's so much to dive into.

I might out contain myself right now.

There's so much to dive into, I might outcreed myself

and I might just splurge on both of you. Please, let's hurry up and roll the intro. Well, calm down because first we're going to talk about Hawkslander, too, so don't get too excited. You're not going to have a good day again. Yep, yep, yeah, we can get into all that

Fuck all that, we up

You see our defense are rated lately

Let's hear the intro music

Let's talk about the weekend of every news

We're throwing Fuck all that. We up. You see our defensive rated lately lately? Cue the intro music. Let's talk about the weekend of NBA news.

We're throwing it back.

Whoa.

That's crazy.

He was bragging.

I hope you just said.

The cranium is crazy.

Oh my God.

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