We Don’t Know Yet

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

It’s election week, and we don’t know what happened when we recorded this episode…. you may not know either when you’re reading this. Rest assured, we bring you all the important takes and talk about the wildest hypothetical celebrity endorsement on both sides… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 - Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	It is election Tuesday, but we're filming this at noon.
0:02.5	So we don't know.
0:03.9	We know nothing.
0:04.5	Let's say this up top.
0:05.5	We don't know.
0:06.5	We don't know what happens.
0:08.5	Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, lock in, ladies and gentlemen, it's
0:20.5	Tuesday. It's Tuesday. It's election Tuesday. It's
0:22.6	election Tuesday. Oh, yeah, I forgot. I feel like we, always on this podcast, we never, like, warm up.
0:28.0	We just press play and we're firing. Does a cheetah stretch before it goes on hunting?
0:32.6	Ah, dang. Is it? What do you think? It does, by the way, they do. Anybody who says that, they do. They do it. They get up, they do a nice little, like, you've seen cats do it.
0:39.1	They do a nice little, eh.
0:40.0	Well, I wonder if you turned on this podcast for the first time ever, you're like, whoa, these guys start early.
0:45.5	Oh, they get right into it.
0:46.3	Yeah, these guys are got.
0:47.1	We don't have time.
0:48.3	No. trimming the fat here. Might as well just fire off, ladies gentlemen. Welcome in. It's election Tuesday. Sure is. It is election Tuesday, but we're
0:55.8	filming this at noon. So we don't know.
0:58.4	We know nothing. Let's say this up top.
1:00.0	We don't know. We don't know what happens.
1:03.7	I mean, obviously, if you believe in any kind of conspiracies,
1:06.4	we do know. But no, we don't know. we don't know we don't know we don't know yeah so we i think we agreed to how
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