WE DIDN'T START THE CALAMITIES

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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2014

⏱️ 62 minutes

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An ex NBA dancer calls and a web designer calls so this ep is definitely in Chelsea's sweet spot. Panic about the state of the world, concerns about being a carnivore, a serious explosion etc. *Recorded before the passing of Joan Rivers. Rest In Peace, co

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0:00.0	Before you listen to this podcast, there's a couple things you need to know that make it a little bit confusing.
0:06.0	One, I made this podcast, recorded it about an hour before I found out that Joan Rivers passed away. So it's that moment in time
0:16.7	where I thought she was in the hospital and was hoping for her recovery. And to my friend's mom's name is Joan.
0:25.6	So later there's a sound clip of her mom saying some things from the last episode and her name is Joan so if I reference her please don't
0:37.0	be confused and think that I'm talking about my beloved hero, Joan Rivers.
0:44.0	And now, please enjoy the podcast
0:48.0	that I recorded.
0:50.0	Goodbye. level. I don't even know about this new terrorist organization, okay? I'm not even up on that. But the Ferguson stuff, you have all these weird horrible tragedies befalling comedians.'s like if you told me a year
1:14.7	ago what was going to be happening with Tracy Morgan Joan Rivers Robin Williams
1:19.4	I would have just been like that's fucking insane and I feel that way right now this is um it just everything
1:28.5	and also all these dogs like I keep hearing about like these dogs dying in
1:32.4	horrible ways and I just right now is a time to feel very
1:39.0	scared and I feel like it's a time for a reboot of,
1:44.0	we didn't start the fire.
1:47.0	Because then you can throw in all the new shit that's going on. Ferguson, Tracy Morgan, n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n just spitball in here, but life seems horrific. And I know that like I feel like I
2:08.4	always think the world is coming to an end and I don't I don't have a child but just do you have that fear
2:15.4	constantly if you have children it just seems like it would be a living
2:20.0	nightmare like the drought and the asteroids just feels like
2:26.7	something's a brewing. That's my friend's dog's name brewing.
2:32.4	Something's a Bruin.
2:34.0	That's what I'd say to that dog all the time if I was...
2:37.0	His friend slash Master.
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