We Didn't Get the Food? %% Shake Shack Dog Days

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Our Heroes are getting hot dogs from Shake Shack to... what? What do you mean they don't have them? It ended yesterday? Well good morning USA, it looks like we've got a pivot. Our Heroes get the Carolina BBQ Burger with Fried Pickles and that's fine if you like the messiest thing you've ever eaten. Take a peek between the stalls and watch this one then speculate online about it. Switchforks returns on September 16th and we'll be doing a LIVESTREAM with Graysie! Grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome, you bitch, to 100% eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my coach, Jordan Swares. Jordan, how are you? I'm good. He didn't mean that. I meant it. He's just, he's riled up. I'm riled up. Eric got me riled up. We're all fired up. you can say that stuff in the first 10 seconds on YouTube.
0:22.0	I know.
0:23.1	It's true.
0:23.4	When I saw it,
0:24.0	when I saw that news break, I immediately sent it to like either a group text or on Slack and was like Knicks stoked. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, fuck, fuck, fuck. You can call Eric a short bitch in no time flat.
0:38.2	That's right, bitch. Tried to help him out of the car earlier. You did. Thank you. Yeah, thanks, bitch. It was a non-bitchable offense. And what did you do? He said it like six times. Immediately. He said it over and over again. Here. Peer permission. Well, it wasn't really. I mean, zero.
0:54.7	It felt pretty good.
0:55.6	It wasn't.
0:56.8	Being bad always feels good. Peer permission. Well, it wasn't really. It wasn't.
0:54.4	Zero.
0:54.8	Pretty good.
0:55.6	It wasn't.
0:56.8	Being bad always feels good.
0:59.0	Okay.
0:59.3	That's what people do bad things.
1:00.8	It feels good.
1:02.3	Okay.
1:03.8	Saying it felt good is not a defense.
1:07.5	It felt good when I put you down.
1:09.7	Do you understand?
1:10.8	It made me feel big and you feel small.
1:13.0	What don't you get?
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