We Did Steal A Car!
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 October 2025
⏱️ 167 minutes
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Summary
The Cousin Brothers are at it again. Moon and King Scott try to convince the crew that the stolen car that they ended up in was just "borrowed", and it spirals exactly the way you’d expect — bad ideas, worse excuses, and one very confused Rizzuto.
We also dive into:
• Taylor Swift conspiracies
• Alien encounters (real ones, probably)
• Useless life hacks that actually make life harder
All that plus a heated debate over what counts as “borrowing.” Spoiler: not this.
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Show Notes:
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- National Coaches Day on October 6 honors the men and women who inspire us to work harder and do our best.
- 13-year-old girl drives drunk, crashes stolen car with 11-year-old in passenger seat
- Man charged in connection with assaults of cyclists in Kirkwood
- Busch Light is giving away 19 years’ worth of beer – but there’s a catch
- Hundreds plan to run the ‘Taco Bell 50k,' the ‘World's Most Gastricly Demanding Ultramarathon’
- Are Public Toilet Seats Safe To Sit On?
- This Is What The Lamp Theory Is And Honestly, It's A Little Bit Terrifying
- Even The Sugar Daddies Are Feeling The Squeeze
- Dating for dough? Florida and Nevada have the most ‘gold diggers,’ study reveals
- Evolutionary Psychologists Say There’s A Reason You Keep Dating People Who Look Like Your Ex
- "Ozempic Vulva" Is Very Real, According to Terry and Heather Dubrow
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