We created our own FPI + power ranking darlings & snubs
Until Saturday: A show about college football
The Athletic
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2022
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Allow us to introduce the Andy Staples Show Computer Laptop Organized Win Nexus, better known as our own football power index. Andy and Ari dissect ESPN's FPI and highlight the clubs that were ranked too high and too low. After, the A.S.S.C.L.O.W.N. unveils its top-10 teams which the guys debate.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Andy Staples show, possibly Ari Wasserman's last show as a single man. |
| 0:15.5 | We don't know. |
| 0:16.6 | He's a... |
| 0:18.2 | The trek to the nuptials will begin this week, Ari. |
| 0:24.7 | Are you ready? |
| 0:28.6 | Ready to get married or ready for all the logistical things that we're going through? |
| 0:34.5 | Yes and yes. |
| 0:36.1 | I'm very ready to get married. |
| 0:38.0 | I am married. |
| 0:39.0 | We have a baby. |
| 0:40.2 | And we own a home together and we have bank accounts. |
| 0:42.5 | So we're already married. |
| 0:45.1 | Very excited for the day. |
| 0:46.5 | Very excited for the people and the event. |
| 0:49.0 | I am not excited for all the things that we have to get done beforehand. |
| 0:52.7 | So I'm driving from Dallas, |
| 0:57.1 | Texas to Phoenix, uh, starting on Tuesday, picking up Brit at the airport on Thursday at one in |
| 1:03.1 | Scottsdale or in, in, in Tempe. Um, and then we are going to a wedding in Sedona on Friday. |
| 1:09.4 | Not your wedding. Not my wedding. Somebody else's wedding. Friday night and Saturday night. You get to, that's the best thing. You get to scout. You get to self scout before your own wedding. Yeah. And it would be a good time. Stadona is a great place. And then, but also, Brett is flying with the baby for the first time. We're leaving the baby with |
| 1:29.1 | the parents, my parents in Phoenix, and then going up to this wedding, coming back down. Then we are |
| 1:34.3 | scooping the baby and driving to Palm Springs for two days to cut the trip in half. And then we're |
| 1:40.0 | going to California, or Laguna Beach, where we're getting married and setting things up for the |
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