We Couldn't Survive Our Teenage Years Without... | Ear Biscuits Ep. 340
Ear Biscuits with Rhett & Link
Mythical
4.9 • 25.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2022
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
What do ramen, video games, and fan-fiction have in common? They’re all things you couldn’t survive without! Plus - How do you eat Hamburger Helper out of a Thermos? And Are Rhett and Link too old for video games?
On this episode, Rhett and Link react to your voicemail responses to "I could not have survived my teenage years without ______.” and talk about how their needs have changed over the years.
Want to hear your voice on Ear Biscuits? Call 1-888-EAR-POD1 and we might just play your call on an upcoming episode!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Bramble. |
| 0:05.0 | Welcome to Ear Biscuits the podcast where two lifelong friends talk about life for a long time. |
| 0:11.7 | I'm Link and I'm Rhett. |
| 0:13.8 | This week at the round table of dim lighting we are listening to your voice mails that you |
| 0:19.8 | left at 1-888 EarPod 1-1. |
| 0:24.0 | Answering the question or completing the sentence. |
| 0:27.0 | I said one three times which I guess was confusing but if you dial extra numbers. |
| 0:30.9 | Yeah, you just get the extension 11 which is us. |
| 0:34.0 | I could not have survived my teenage years without feeling the blank. |
| 0:39.5 | Boy. |
| 0:40.5 | Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy. |
| 0:43.4 | Is that all you get to say? |
| 0:45.3 | You thought I was going to start talking. |
| 0:47.2 | Boy, boy. |
| 0:48.2 | Well, I know I was just thinking about what I couldn't have survived my, and actually |
| 0:52.0 | you know what? |
| 0:53.0 | We got a lot of answers that were in the thing. |
| 0:55.4 | When I think about my teenage years and what I couldn't have survived without, I think |
| 0:58.6 | about whacking off. |
| 1:00.6 | Okay. |
| 1:01.6 | And I'm just saying that apparently many of you also agree with that because I would say |
| 1:07.1 | that more than 50% of the answers were people talking about masturbation. |
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