It is with a heavy heart that we come to you today.

I, Dylan, he, Pat.

Hey.

And she, Ruby.

I do.

And also, Kaelin, who has the most to say about the situation.

Hello.

We are not going to be doing ABC's The Bachelor because there will be no show to watch.

And I think I put it very eloquently. The Bachelorette

decided to turn her condo into a WWE Smackdown without telling anybody. And she's a horrible

purse. Yeah. So there are so many disgusting things that are in the periphery of this and in the eye of the storm, being

the WW Smackdown moment that we all saw on Twitter.

Or the rags, wherever you saw it, it was everywhere.

By the way, it was in a police report three years ago.

I guess the batch...

So that's what one of the disgusting things that I want to talk about,

because let's...

I want to, like, get the lay of the land for anybody who doesn't know.

Mom talk and Mormon wives and all that stuff.

But that brings up something that I did want to address,

which is Disney, despite, ha-ha despite and that little mouse and Tinkerbell

flying over the logo.

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