We Called The Lady - Featuring Crissle's Couch
The Friend Zone
The Friend Zone
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🗓️ 20 May 2026
⏱️ 154 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Friends |
| 0:03.4 | I'm in the Zone. |
| 0:05.2 | I'm Francesco, also known as |
| 0:08.1 | Hey friend, hey. |
| 0:09.5 | My name is Asante. |
| 0:11.5 | This is the Friends All. |
| 0:14.0 | They are sick of it. |
| 0:17.0 | They are sick of it, and so am I. |
| 0:20.1 | On the dead homies. For real, for real. Yeah, I'm sick of it too. And they are too and motherfuckers is acting out about it. And I'm going to tell you what I'm talking about right now. There's going to be so many things. Right. So recently in Texas, there was a lawyer named Michael Phillips. He looks like the piece of shit that they turned |
| 0:39.0 | the brother Chet into in weird science. He looks like that in real life. A cow plop. |
| 0:44.5 | He looks like a polyp. Yeah. He looks like he's moldy. He does. He looks like there's liver |
| 0:50.5 | spot issues, maybe like a sugar issue. You know what I'm saying? |
| 0:54.4 | He looks like he's rotten from the inside out. |
| 0:56.5 | And he called another black woman a nigger in a courtroom in Texas recently. |
| 1:02.7 | Yep. |
| 1:03.5 | And it went viral. |
| 1:04.6 | Everybody was talking about it. |
| 1:06.1 | So shout out to the brother Quinell X. |
| 1:09.0 | And shout out to Dr. Candice Matthews, who is known for wearing cowboy hats and cussing. Okay. And baby. They went and they met him in Brazoria County, Texas at a courthouse. And they confronted him. And here's what they had to say. And I was so proud. Dustin Ross was so pleased. I'm going to say for you right now. Here's what they had to say. Mr. was so proud. Dustin Ross was so pleased. |
| 1:29.1 | I'm going to say for you right now. |
| 1:30.3 | Here's what they had to say. Mr. Nigger, nigger right here. Yeah, that's your ass. So you don't want to like saying Nibbley, right? You're going to call it in for a day? I bet you, I bet you won't call it in front of a black man like that. you won't call me me let me help you you call a black woman in the word call me that no call me |
| 1:46.6 | i dare you to do it i swear swear for God. I'll make you taste the ancestors. Me too. Oh shit. Call that black woman in word. You're a real compliment. What are you inside? Go ahead. Go right ahead. I guarantee you wouldn't do it in front of me. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I know. In fact, I know you won't. Say the end word in front of me. And I give you a taste everything for the asses. Say it. Say it in front of me. I'll dare you to say it. It's Quinell X, but you'll learn it real well today. Say it. I bet you want to say it word in my face. See, you talk to black women like that by themselves. You intimidate black women by themselves. But a black man, you're going to open your goddamn mouth. I dare you to say it. That's right. And there was more. I had to cut it because the intro can only be so long. But there was more because she went on to do one of my favorite things, which is body shaming. She went on and told him, get your ballheaded ass in there. |
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