We Build Our Animal Armies - Kinda Funny Podcast (Ep. 33)

The Kinda Funny Podcast

Kinda Funny

Comedy, Leisure, Games, Video Games

4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2019

⏱️ 100 minutes

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.2	Scars, look at the falling!
0:20.0	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catting!
0:29.0	Simple!
0:35.0	What's up everybody! Welcome to the Kind of Funny Podcast! I'm one of your best friends, Greg Miller.
0:39.8	Alongside the producer, slash seducer, Nick Scarpino.
0:43.0	Now when I asked Andy in the pre-show whether or not he had sex in a best-by, he dodged a notion.
0:47.0	Did you pork?
0:49.0	I didn't hear what you said. Did you pork?
0:53.0	God, that is, that is nasty.
0:55.0	Did you pork?
0:56.0	I never sped a car through, I mean, he courtesed. Were people porking in the best-by back in?
1:00.0	I don't know, man. He must have been right.
1:02.0	Remembering first day, when she fucked someone the washing machine, I imagine that's what it's like.
1:06.0	I don't want you all to have a movie out of it.
1:08.0	I also tell you, I've also been working on this guy's wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wrist, a pot of wood.
1:14.0	It's getting out of here. It sounds like he's going down. That was some garbage.
1:18.0	Somebody saved Snake, he's drowning.
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