We Are Rosa Parks

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

A Man poos out of his privates and ejaculates from his bum due to rare condition, a haunted house actor stabs an 11 year old in the foot while trying to scare him and some gorillas surprise some on lookers at the zoo.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, we actually recorded this a little earlier today.
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