We Are Not Lonely, We Just Hate People
Food 4 Thot
Domino Sound
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2018
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
We consider the difference between two of our favorite Tarot cards: The Hermit, who is alone by choice and on a deep, spiritual journal of self-discovery, and the Eight of Cups, a card of breakups, leaving love behind, losing what we thought we had (possibly without ever getting it back). Which isolations do we choose to fill up our resevoir and which isolations zap and sap our spirits? Baby gurl, are you lonely (Joe) or just alone (Teebs AF)? And, how does being queer – especially outside of big cities – alter this delicate balance?
Before we get to the meaaaaat of the discussion, we decide conclusively that Oprah is a vers-top who loves getting her salad tossed (“YOU get a butthole, and YOU get a butthole”), and Joe O the Science Hoe takes us on a thot-ful tour of the West Coast, wherein he (spoiler alert) loses love and fills the void with… dick, duh.
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Release date: 13 May 2018
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| 0:00.0 | Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey. |
| 0:11.0 | So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas. |
| 0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. Now racial mix of queer riders gather around the table to talk about sex identity |
| 0:35.4 | who culture what we like to read and who we like to read food for thought cool cool is a baby arm cucumber. |
| 0:44.0 | No, no, no. |
| 0:47.0 | I have fucked myself with four cucumbers in my life. |
| 0:50.0 | Oh, well, DMI. I mean, not at the same time not at the same time. You sure about that? Yes. |
| 0:57.0 | I'm Tommy Teep's Pico I'm a poet editor and a proud practitioner of the art of Gutter Sluttery. |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah! |
| 1:06.0 | I'm Fran, I'm a writer, editor, and my but hole tastes amazing today. |
| 1:10.0 | Because I am using a coffee and sugar scrub that's specifically. |
| 1:15.0 | I really love that Lana Del Ray song. |
| 1:18.0 | Yeah, bye. |
| 1:19.0 | It's so smooth you guys. |
| 1:21.0 | It's so smooth you guys. |
| 1:22.0 | I am Joseph Ospinson, scientist, non-fiction writer. It turns out that I'm a |
| 1:25.6 | top in San Francisco and my gender is come dripping out of your husband's ass. |
| 1:30.3 | Oh, oh no! |
| 1:31.3 | EMI! But wait, we'll get there. Oh, yeah. E-M-I. |
| 1:33.0 | But wait, we'll get there. |
| 1:35.0 | And I'm Dennis Norris the Second, and I'm a reader, writer, |
| 1:38.0 | washed up has been former figure skater |
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