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HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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0:00.0	What are you doing? Why'd you bring that?
0:02.0	What? Why?
0:04.0	Yes. Oh, I'm sorry.
0:06.0	What's wrong? I've got a grip strengthener.
0:08.0	We are recording. Dan has a gripped strength training thing.
0:11.0	He's bringing it wherever he goes now.
0:13.0	Why are we strengthening our grip today, Daniel?
0:16.0	It's like a gym thing. Right.
0:18.0	I can't hold things up because of my weak forearms, so I'm training my grip. Yeah, but what are you really training your grip for? Like me- Why do you have a problem with everything? You're just mad because you're not doing it. No, I just want to know what it's for. Like, you're training for me falling off a cliff and you've got to like catch me. That'd be cute. Yeah, I'm secretly, you got me. I'm training for that scenario. Opening jars for old ladies. I'm insecure in my manlyhood. I want to be able to open cans like a true trad alpha. Twist them off. Yeah. Or is it for, you know? Is it for fucking what, Phil? What do you mean? You know? Did you even finish that thought in your head?
0:56.2	Yes, I'm strengthening the grip of my hand.
0:58.7	So what, Phil?
0:59.8	I can explode cocks with my palm.
1:03.5	No.
1:04.2	What are you saying?
1:05.5	I mean, wait.
1:06.8	Also, Phil, this is the Dan and Phil relationship hard launch podcast.
1:11.9	What are you saying?
1:13.4	Not mine.
1:14.3	I don't want you to explode my cock.
1:16.1	Well, they don't just say things.
1:19.1	Don't literally just say things.
1:22.2	Fine.
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