We are living through the darkest chapter in American history

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Folks, we got him. The Eagle is down. I repeat, the Eagle is down.

We examine the multifaceted response to the Trump indictment: Cope, Mope, and the Day of the Rope

Also, Mitt Romney and Starbucks founder Howard Schultz take to the senate to inform the puiblic of what's best for the American worker.

Music:

Amok - Reverse Running

Nile - Ramses Bringer of War

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoania today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're going to go.
0:28.6	Just going to get us. All there in Barham, Tolstack. Stay tuned.
0:34.4	All right, I'm Alexander Edward.
0:36.8	And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:38.3	And we are Minian death cult.
0:40.8	The world is ending.
0:42.9	Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Drag is responsible.
0:48.6	We're documenting it.
0:50.7	What's up, everybody?
0:52.3	I hope everybody's eager for a completely sane, normal, level-headed, grounded, definitely
1:00.3	based in-reality episode of Minion Death Cult today.
1:04.2	Thank you for joining us for such a special occasion.
1:07.5	Yeah, glad you can be here for this.
1:08.6	It's going to be a nice, lighthearted, regular, reasonable takes episode.
1:14.6	Yeah, this is definitely one you might want to save for bedtime,
1:18.6	when you want to fall asleep to some soothing sounds.
1:22.5	This episode of Manny and Death Cult just might serve that purpose.
1:27.0	Actually, April Fool's. We were just
1:30.2	joking with you. Not a lot of sanity to be found on this particular episode because we are
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