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Penn's Sunday School

Society & Culture, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2018

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Penn cracks his head three times in three days. Reddi-Rich was kicked in the kidney & saw people die. How to get out of a fight, Ringo's drum set, & a new opening for the Penn & Teller show.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is Benson Day School, and to all this thingy,
0:06.2	all these things around my friends, all these things, all those things.
0:13.2	This is Benson Day School.
0:15.7	Oh, no.
0:17.1	So here's the problem.
0:19.2	Matt's not here.
0:20.4	DuDose not here.
0:21.9	And because of public enemies, albums,
0:24.2	I can't do brothers and sisters.
0:26.0	This is Benson Day School.
0:28.8	Without doing a really bad Jesse Jackson impersonation.
0:31.7	So I'm just going to say this is Ready Rich,
0:33.9	this Benson Day School.
0:36.6	And here he is preaching along, Mr. Benjamin.
0:40.1	That was beautiful.
0:41.8	That was very, very nice.
0:43.7	And thank you for sparing us your Jesse Jackson impersonation.
0:48.8	Because you know, I almost always want to hear your impersonations,
0:51.7	but I don't really want to hear this one.
0:52.9	I think that one will get us in serious trouble.
0:54.7	Yeah, I imagine it would.
0:56.0	But I also don't want to hear it particularly.
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