Well, Aspen did it to me.

Aspen did it to Miss Samantha Joe.

I came back sick, very sick.

But you know what?

We're proving to you guys right now that we're here for you, rain or shine.

We're going to be here and we're going to film this freaking podcast.

That's very true.

I mean, when I went through my trauma, I showed up.

You're sick.

This is a little different.

She did take the little balls of toilet paper out of her nose to film this.

Yeah.

I really, honestly, don't be shocked.

YouTube viewers, if you all of a sudden it cuts to toilet paper on my nose because that's what I do when I'm sick.

It helps it so I don't sniffle.

And I usually am too scared to do it in public.

But yesterday on the whole flight, I sat there with toilet paper stuffed up my nose.

That's so embarrassing.

The flight attendant was shocked when I turned the light on to tell her what I wanted for dinner.

Okay, but at least I'm going to carry this episode.

Yeah.

So if I seem a little dead, it's because I actually am physically dying inside.

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