“WE ARE FUCKED”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

A caller from the Czech Republic discusses his life long desire to dismantle the unsustainable socio-political systems of the universe while I try to convince him to calm down and look at a tree. Then a caller tells me about her unorthodox childhood that involved her mom running an escort agency.  The devil probably makes good deviled eggs. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello? So that I don't like this disturb my family and shit. You know outside go go get it get out of here. Thank you
0:16.4	Look at this guy who is this guy?
0:18.9	My gak. Hey man, what's your name? I am Andy. I noticed that you have a plus
0:26.1	420 area code. What country is that? Oh yeah, that's the Czech Republic my man the country of beer and casual racism
0:36.8	there we go
0:38.3	420 blazer
0:40.3	uh... where in the Czech Republic are you? Oh, it's just in the Prague, you know, region.
0:46.0	Cool, man. I went to Prague...
0:48.0	I went to Prague like five years ago.
0:52.0	It was great. They have all these like cool underground
0:56.6	bars and shit they have what else do I remember from Prague I had like like some bread bowl goulash is that what it's called?
1:07.0	What the fuck? I have no idea what that might be.
1:12.0	I thought that was like a progit-hiss what that might be.
1:13.0	I thought that was like a pro-shidhold that might be serving.
1:17.0	Well, anyway.
1:18.0	Goulash is great though.
1:21.0	Is Goulash not a prog food?
1:25.0	Oh yeah, yeah, it is not like drug food.
1:28.0	Maybe it's not even like Czech origin, but yeah, it's heavily heavily here
1:34.3	it sounds kind of like a it sounds kind of like a death trap like like if somebody
1:39.7	has has been arrested you send them to the goulash
1:42.8	That's so good man
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