Cain's got a hatchet. Nox has a chainsaw and your time is up.

You listen to the 911 call about the aliens. Do you think they were on drugs?

Are we in a simulation? Landing on the moon?

Come on, bro. Get out of here, dude. The whole flat earth thing blows my mind.

I mean, the earth isn't flat.

Let's go. Welcome back to another week. Hope you're having a wonderful, wonderful day.

It's Bridge Show today. She's coming in with a lot more notes to me.

Some ideas of this morning. I said, I got nothing today. She said, don't worry, babe.

I got on my road to show. You just sit back and relax.

So I said I have like two things to talk about.

Well, I hope they're long, strong. I'm going to keep the friction on.

Hope you guys are feeling awesome wherever you're at, whether you're in the job, whether you're

on the pot, whatever you're doing, hitting the gym, let's go.

Thank you guys for blowing up our Snapchat last week too. Mine went crazy.

Yeah. Crazy. We have more snap views in a few hours than we get on this entire podcast.

So thank you guys for coming to hang out with us over there.

Okay, question. When I text you this morning and said it's shark week, what did you think?

I mean, if it's shark week, I assume it's a popular show about sharks.

Well, how am I supposed to know what that means? Hang on. Does anybody know?

Do you know what shark like shark week means?

Even Chase looks confused. I mean, traditionally speaking shark week.

He's Googling this. Every channel shark week.

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