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🗓️ 15 January 2022
⏱️ 50 minutes
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On this episode we talk about Twitch Streamers being DMCA'd for watching Master Chef, Charlie expands upon his sun-loving girlfriend, and what would our perfect hell be like?
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0:00.0 | What's up guys? My personal hell would probably be bottom half in lava top half in |
0:09.2 | below zero freezing temperatures and thousands of hornets flying or swimming in both |
0:17.1 | well I watch the worst parts of my life played over and over again but each time there was |
0:25.0 | a black creature that got closer what about you guys? My personal hell would probably |
0:33.0 | be and you can't say here right now. A popsicle stick infinitely long my teeth are put down |
0:42.2 | on it and it is pulling through my teeth infinitely. It is pulling through my teeth infinitely. |
0:48.6 | Simultaneously I am receiving the torture that they would do to POWs in to American POWs in |
0:58.4 | Japan where they would put bamboo shoots under their fingernails. That's another thing |
1:02.4 | that's going on at the same time. And why did they do that? And it's a good it's good |
1:10.4 | to give some ideas. And at the same time I don't know my parents are actively it's like |
1:21.6 | a repeating sort of clip of them decomposing like that one guy from that one clip in |
1:28.3 | Rader of the Lost Ark where he kind of melts the wax. Yeah he melts. My parents melting |
1:33.1 | and then returning to life and then saying how do you help us and then melting again? |
1:37.8 | Oh Jesus Christ. And then occasionally at random intervals they gaslight you. Yeah yeah |
1:43.0 | no that's the worst part of it all is the gaslighting is a couple and not only am I being |
1:48.7 | gas lit but I'm also being lit by gas on fire like I'm being literally gas lit while |
1:56.1 | I'm being gas lit that I'm not being gas lit. Yeah that's good I mean that's not that's |
2:00.5 | really bad but like that you know what I mean that's good. Yeah that's my personal hell. |
2:04.8 | That man man everywhere don't don't put me in a room with a bunch of men. Wait a second |
2:11.6 | come on that's good. I wouldn't like that naked men don't put me in a room with naked men. |
2:17.4 | Oh I would hate it. Oh fuck he knows that hell is a big fan of this podcast and oh shit |
2:23.4 | dude. I would have hated if you did that saying don't give me a whole bunch of naked men |
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