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Chuckle Sandwich

Chuckle Sandwich & Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.9 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich, we tried to do our best to answer a series of philosophical questions utilizing our superior intellect and incredible minds. We are so smart! Haha, yeah. We’re so smart. Download the DoorDash app now to get almost anything delivered To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/ChuckleSandwichYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/ChuckleSandwich If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/ChuckleSandwich Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:17.3	You're gonna start making out with a tennis player, huh?
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