"We ALL Want Haircuts, Karen"
Hysteria
Hysteria
4.7 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2020
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
This week Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco discuss the string of “reopen America” protests and their shameless ties to the Koch Brothers. Then Ziwe Fumudoh joins to discuss the rule followers, breakers and quarantine shamers. Plus, very special guest, writer Samantha Irby joins us for Sanity Corner and to thank God for Fiona Apple’s sanity-saving new album.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to hysteria, I'm Erin Ryan. |
| 0:11.2 | This week Alyssa Mastermaniko, Zeewe Femuto and Samantha Irby joined to ask the following |
| 0:16.1 | questions. |
| 0:17.1 | What do the Koch brothers have to do with all those anti-stay at home order protests? |
| 0:22.0 | Does quarantine shaming actually help anything? |
| 0:25.4 | And how many Sanities has Fiona Apple's new album saved? |
| 0:29.5 | What are the answers to these and more right now? |
| 0:36.5 | It's day 17,529 of the COVID-19 pandemic and I'm once again having a normal one. |
| 0:44.2 | I've bookmarked a Wikipedia article about famous people who faked their own deaths and I |
| 0:49.4 | have been reading it daily. |
| 0:51.6 | It's very interesting. |
| 0:53.2 | I also think this one specific hummingbird has been stalking me because he's always outside |
| 0:57.3 | of my bedroom window at a specific time of day and I don't trust him. |
| 1:02.2 | But there's more important stuff going on in the world and thank God for the person I'm |
| 1:05.6 | about to talk about that with. |
| 1:07.6 | Former White House deputy chief of staff under President Obama and Anna Bashad Armageddon |
| 1:12.3 | super fan Alyssa Mastermaniko. |
| 1:20.1 | Hey Alyssa. |
| 1:21.1 | Hey Erin. |
| 1:23.1 | So you want to know a realization I had this week has nothing to do with politics. |
| 1:27.9 | Please what is it? |
| 1:29.9 | Okay, so like the longer I know a person, the less formal I am with them. |
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