I'm Strong and Getty, and now he is Armstrong and Getty!

Live from StudioC! See, Senior!

A dimly lit room where deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compound,

we're the ambassadors to intermation, and today we're under the tutelage of our general manager,

the United Nations, the world's forum for ensuring peace and prosperity for humans everywhere,

or as George W. Bush once called it a meaningless debating society.

Where rich people get together, jaw, and then go to cocktail parties. Yeah, it's probably that second one.

Awesome. How y'all doing? Anybody break their leg in a weird place last night,

other than that football player on Monday night football? No, no, I don't even want to talk about it.

I just saw legs not supposed to bend that way. I didn't see it, I just read about it.

Does it look pretty bad, Michael? Yeah, yes it does. Very bad.

It's seriously, if you have a living soul and you're not like a former combat medic or something like

that, it can't help but make you go, oh no, it's bad. Unless you're a combat medic, you shouldn't

watch the replay on Monday night football of his leg pointing the wrong direction. That makes sense.

Yeah, yeah, terrible injury. Oh my god. Here's my favorite story of the day that I'll get into the

details of later. Provided pretty well. Pretty well by the New York Times last night. As we hit

ladies and gentlemen, we should all be a little proud. I mean, hate to pat ourselves on the back,

but we did it. We hit $32 trillion in debt yesterday. Yes. We're now officially $32 trillion in debt

and we should. We all had to pull together to pull this off, but we did it. It's the American will,

and our spirits, et cetera, et cetera. There's no mountain. We can't climb, but probably

ought to keep my voice down so the kids don't hear. You'll be paying it off. You know what's hilarious

is that I misspoke using the old number, which is funny. It's so giant now. Trillions of dollars.

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