Last minute party, what will I bring them something unexpected?

Let's play scratch cards.

Trying to find something a bit different.

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Pick them up in store now.

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Players and gifters must be 18 or over.

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Welcome to the latest episode, and I really hope you enjoy this installment of the Franco-Dutch War.

The story's getting good, folks. It's getting exciting.

And perhaps we may even be very, very nearly on the way to the point of the war breaking out.

I mean, we only talk about 10 episodes to get here, but hey, we are finally here.

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