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Pete my shit. Welcome back to the penis project. I'm one of your pillows. The penis project.

Yeah. Okay. Change your name. You didn't get it? I forgot now. We're going through a

change. Okay. This is no longer the bro high-oh podcast. This is project penis where we

will have all of you send us pictures of your penises, bro high-oh podcast at gmail.com.

We're going to rate the penises on a scale from one to ten and one being I wouldn't touch that dick

if it was attached to a skid of gold blocks. Okay. And ten that is the most felt looking penis that I've ever seen my entire life.

I am excited to grade these. If I never looked so forward to something in this podcast history,

need not apply women sorry go find another podcast there's a lot of them for you out there. This is the penis project.

And the P.P. for sure we're going to be there call us the packer inspectors. Rob is in charge of quality control.

Yep. Beyond that. I don't really know what's going on. I don't either. I mode my grass last week. I'm still feeling the effects of it.

Man, we haven't had any rain here lately besides like last night and I haven't had to mode my grass in over a week and it's been fucking great.

Although weeds are sprouting like a bitch. It doesn't matter how much rain or how little rain you get.

Weeds just need one little drop and they will get up to your fucking balls. It doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter.

I hate it. You need a weed eater one of those weed trimmer things you fire it up as slings a string around and cusses it up.

I ran out of string last week's hub and sitting there and then pull them out. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Whatever I ran out about a month ago. I didn't order anymore and I've just been watching. I got a fire hydrant in my front yard.

Yeah. I just walked in the weeds grove around it. My neighbors just staring at me like what a piece of fucking shit that guy is.

You know, I'm just down here trying to do my best. It's okay.

I can't be an awesome dad. A sub prime podcaster and all that stuff and still do what I need to do and be responsible for my weeds.

I'm not a long care. Only weed I need is the kind you smoke with your mouth and you inject. That's the kind of weed I need.

There's a left hand cigarettes. Lucy. You can join us on Patreon where you can get ad free episodes.

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