No, ladies and gentlemen, can I please, have your attention?

Welcome to the remnant.

I am not Jonah Goldberg.

As you may already be able to tell, this is Sarah Isger.

I am the host of the dispatch podcast, which maybe you've heard of or advisory opinions

that I co-host with David French.

Jonah has left and he must have run out of all the better options.

So here I am.

It's my first time hosting, so I decided to invite a buddy that I see all the time.

He's kind of my neighbor.

Our children are betrothed.

We'll get to that later.

But it's Jonathan Swan from Axias.

Thanks for coming, Jonathan.

Thanks for having me.

Jonathan, just in case a bunch of remnant listeners don't know a lot about you, you're

Australian.

And you came here and you married an American journalist.

That's pretty much what makes you famous.

There's an Emmy award in there and some other stuff.

Wait, you're saying that the fact I married Betsy is that it makes me famous?

That's why you're here.

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