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🗓️ 18 March 2024
⏱️ 62 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey gang, my half hour comedy special is available right now on the Are You Garbage YouTube page? |
0:04.1 | Check it out. You're out there drinking IVAs. Be careful. I did the research. There's up to 350 calories in an IPA. |
0:10.4 | That's the equivalent of one baloney sandwich. |
0:13.0 | That's crazy. |
0:15.0 | That means I go to the bar on the weekend and eat 13 baloney sandwiches. |
0:19.0 | And then I walk out at 3 a I'm like, who wants pizza, huh? |
0:25.0 | Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, |
0:32.0 | the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are |
0:36.4 | classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H Foley. |
0:45.0 | Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite |
0:50.0 | podcast. This is R-U Garbage. |
0:52.0 | Oh yeah! It's that little show we sit there with your |
0:54.4 | favorite comedians and we find that to give it to be classee. |
0:56.8 | They're just a big old piece of trash. Trash trash! I'm your host |
1:00.9 | totally coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with |
1:03.6 | Tooties in a new edition. She's out in the garage. She has a plethora of old cable boxes. |
1:08.8 | Okay. There might be a market for him. I don't know where she got him. |
1:12.8 | Man, remember how those things were like... |
1:14.8 | You better bring that back! |
1:16.2 | Go charge you $8 million. |
1:18.0 | Those things were like gold back in the day, dude. |
1:21.0 | Get your hands on one of them off market that and some what's it |
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