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The Tavin Dillard Podcast

Watermelon Talk & Game 10

The Tavin Dillard Podcast

Tavin Dillard

Comedy

5.0951 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon! Is it possible to have too much? I read y’all’s answers to the question: What’s the worst thing you ever stepped on?


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, Tabbin is a good old boy.

0:12.4

He's got a story to tell.

0:15.0

He will cut your grass and make it look so well.

0:20.0

Well, welcome to the Tappendard podcast, y'all guys.

0:25.0

My name's Tavin Dillard.

0:26.2

I'm a mowing, edging, grass-cutting legend,

0:28.4

and you have joined me here, season 16,

0:31.2

episode 13th, it's June times.

0:34.3

Hello, June's.

0:35.7

If you listen to this on day,

0:37.0

it comes out, you know, it's Tuesday, June 2nd, and I'm glad you hear. We, uh, I mean, it ain't officially summers because they got a Pacific day for it, but you know, June's basically a lot of folks out of school, most people are out of school, some folks ain't out of school. Sorry about that. And, uh, but it's basically feeling like summertime. You know,

0:55.3

watermelon helmet time. I made a couple recently. I want to talk about that a little bit.

0:59.7

Of course, I asked y'all question last week. Got to get to that and hear in a second, too.

1:04.6

Let's see. I told you what episode it is. Yeah, and we had game 10, or did we?

1:11.1

Game 10 for Team Berger Shed.

1:13.3

Got an update on that here in a little bit, too.

1:17.0

What's going on?

1:18.2

Where's the housekeeping at today, Tabbin?

1:20.3

Well, just look in my show notes.

1:22.4

I'm going to be in Irvine, California, this Friday, June, I think that's the 5th, June 5th, at the Irvine, California this Friday, June, I think that's the fifth, June 5th at the Irvine Improv,

1:32.2

just for a little bit. Dusty Slay has a show there, and he got four shows there, and I'm going to be

1:39.1

at the late one on Friday night. Just a little six-minute guest spot, and then his Adam Bush is going to be there and then Adam and I are going to do some shows together this summer and I guess what I'll do is just put the link to my website you go there you can see I'm Adam and I are doing four shows in Fort Worth, Texas. That's July 31st, two shows, August 1st, two shows.

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