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improv4humans with Matt Besser

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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy, Improv, Comedy Interviews

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Carl Tart and Vic Michaelis join Matt Besser for scenes about narcing on people who water their lawns too much, the heart of the practice squad, hot tub debauchery, dubious fetus facts, and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Q1, you are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humans only, in prof 4 humans,

0:09.6

with Matt Besser. Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and

0:15.2

guests will perform fully improvised scenes. Today's episode features human guests, Carl

0:21.5

and Rick McEllis. Welcome to Improv for Humans with Matt Besser. That's me, Vic. Carl, welcome to Improv for

0:34.4

Humans here at the end of the summer, moving into the fall back to school. Alice Cooper has a song

0:42.7

about going to summer break, but what's the song you guys know about going back to school? Are they

0:48.8

any? Schools back for fall. Oh, I love that. We didn't have a going back to school anthem.

1:05.1

It's not a fun thought. No. This is maybe, this is singing into the hellhole. This is maybe weird,

1:12.0

but back to school always makes me think of that 50 cent album that had a candy shop on it,

1:17.2

because when I was in middle school, that was like, I don't know, very popular, and you weren't

1:21.9

allowed to listen to it at home. So, I don't know, that to me always reminds me of going back to school.

1:28.3

That's funny that you say that, because that was his second album. That wasn't on the first one.

1:33.7

I think so. So, but at that same time, I remember people having G-Unit clothing for like back to

1:41.8

school. A lot of people showing up to school and G-Unit clothes. Sure. Yeah, absolutely.

1:50.5

So, that's that's fine. You say that was on the what album was that on the me see. I'm googling now.

1:55.2

Second commercial album, The Massacre. The Massacre 2005.

2:01.2

So, why? Good idea. Why was that a band, do you think? In particular, that album band,

2:09.6

Vic, in your middle school, you said? Oh, well, I should say I grew up very, very conservative

2:17.7

Christian, more sort of of my own choosing than something that my family pushed on me.

2:24.8

It was funny. That's a new angle for me. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. I've heard the other angle.

2:30.8

My dad was constantly like, you need to cool it a little bit. He was like, I have a very vivid

2:36.0

memory of him being like, I don't think he'll exist. And then me being like, oh my god, my dad

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