Hi, I'm Paul F. Tompkins. And I'm Nicole Parker. On this podcast, we improvise in character using real posts from a popular neighborhood networking website. Occasionally, we change the names of some streets. And that's all you need to know. To support the show and unlock the ad-free archive, as well as exclusive monthly episodes of the bonus room, go to CBBWorld.com and sign up for a Maximus membership. And now, please enjoy this episode of The Neighborhood Listen.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your neighbor.

Good.

In Dignity Falls, you're never alone.

You've got the neighbor half app and us.

Burn.

And Jod.

From coyotes to mail theft to weird things to sell we'll cover

it all and meet new neighbors as well we'll chat about any posts you're missing so just tune in

to the neighborhood listen welcome back to the Neighborhood Listen.

If indeed you have listened to it before.

And if you haven't, you better explain who you are.

Are you talking to the listener or to me?

I'm talking to the listener.

Okay.

I'm talking to the listeners and home.

You want explanations from the listeners who they are.

No, no.

I'm saying if you're at home and you're listening for the first time, then you don't know who we are. So we should tell you. That's what I'm saying. Okay. Now, do you understand my question? Are we already getting off to it? I don't think we are. I'm just trying to clarify. Okay. You said if you haven't listened, you better explain who you are. Okay. I get that makes sense. I guess I was talking to both groups. Okay. So if you can imagine, I turned my head one way and I said, and if you haven't listened, and that's the people at home, and then I turned back to you and I said, you better explain who you are. Right, but people don't know that. I know because it's a podcast. Sometimes I i forget that and people don't realize we look all over the place when we do this all over the place

we're looking all around the room we try to avoid contact as much as possible i contact

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