**Water Flows Where Water Goes**
Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
4.8 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 21 October 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
The hags are back in the studio. Kate’s been on symptom watch and Jacqueline's been convex in a red light bed. A jaw pops from the revelation that Christmas is not far. Unless you open your termini your facial massage cannot de-puff. A generator hides behind camouflage that announces it and the smell of chlorine doesn’t automatically mean you’re in a Four Brooms venue. The hags reconsider the ever expanding skincare line of Augustinus Jedediah Binoffrio. It’s good to back.
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| 0:00.0 | Two best friends both alike in dignity. |
| 0:05.1 | Nurturing phantoms and courting the muse. |
| 0:07.4 | The hag divines when something must die. |
| 0:09.7 | Yes, that was Pugue. |
| 0:10.8 | But this is huge. |
| 0:12.4 | The ego loves to seek, but never to find. |
| 0:15.2 | It was Berlant and Novak the whole time. |
| 0:20.6 | Here we go now. Hi. |
| 0:21.9 | Here we go now. |
| 0:22.8 | Welcome. |
| 0:23.3 | There's so much. |
| 0:24.3 | Here we go now. |
| 0:25.3 | First of all, good morning. |
| 0:27.3 | What they don't know is that it's not even 10 a.m. |
| 0:29.8 | And I took a shower this morning and I never do morning showers. |
| 0:33.9 | I did as well. |
| 0:34.3 | Sometimes, rarely. |
| 0:35.9 | What was yours like? |
| 0:36.8 | Because mine was different than usual. Mine was a love affair. Really? Because here's what it was. I go, I'll just, because with the hair, I go, it's too much of shower. It's going to take forever. And suddenly I was in the bathroom. I go, let's get in. Okay. Morning shower. Let's do it particularly. And I go beat fast because normally it's a risk for me to get in the shower because then I want to take a bath. |
| 0:57.0 | I want to drop into the warm water and the warm water lulls me in and then I'm late because I don't want to leave the water. It's a problem. And today I went, you're just taking a shower. You're just taking a shower. humor. I know I say it all the time when I was a child. What was it? Shower, you don't want to get in, you don't want to get out. |
| 1:12.6 | Oh my God, it's genius. |
| 1:13.2 | You were a child? |
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