If we were trapped on a deserted island, I would absolutely use your bloated corpse as a raft to get me to safety.

Where is the lube man?

Who is the loop man. Who is the loop man?

What is the loop man?

I haven't seen Watchmen.

Okay, I'll watch Watchmen.

Is that what you wanted?

No time for this TV!

I have to do laundry!

Where is the Lube man?

I'm Red Scott and I'm Ivan Hernandez and this is Alan Moore wanted this a watchman comic book podcast and I just got to say as the doomsday clock literally moves closer to the midnight.

I gotta say I kinda I kinda don't want to finish this podcast.

The reality tie-ins to our podcast about Watchmen are a little too much.

We should not have spent that $10,000 that I was going to spend to destabilize international politics on getting that PR company to literally mess with the fabric of reality.

The whole time you were like I'm gonna do it and I was like I believe you you don't need to and it's like I will spend this $10,000 to destabilize the world economy and it's like nobody wants you to do that and it's like I swear to God I will.

I got so close but Bob don't eat my lunch. That's what always happens in the end.

So this is chapter 5, Fearful Symmetry, which is what is happening in the comic book

versus reality in 2020, which makes no sense whatsoever. Oh I hate it. Between us almost

invading Iran and now the doomsday clock moving closer to midnight. I got to say, can things get a little less

synchronicity? By the way, Alan Moore is a huge synchronicity guy. He did once say among all of his stupid magical bullshit that he actually met John Constantine the character he created in a London pub

No, he did not.

Yeah, he was like well. I was just sitting there having my

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