Watchmen #3: Monopolyamory
Boars, Gore, and Swords
Red Scott
4.5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2020
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Watchmen #3 (of 12). Ivan & Red make their way through issue 3 of watchmen The Judge of All the Earth. The Black Freighter makes its appearance, Big Blue Man gets Maury'd, and the FBI admits it never thought you were good enough for him anyway.
Special episode theme: "Lube Man", by Daniel Preston
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| 0:00.0 | When your philosophy is just being a dick, pick a different philosophy. |
| 0:04.1 | Where is the loop man? |
| 0:08.1 | Who is the loop man? |
| 0:11.7 | What is the loop man? |
| 0:14.0 | I haven't seen Watchmen. |
| 0:17.0 | Okay I'll watch Watchmen. |
| 0:21.0 | Is that what you wanted? |
| 0:25.0 | No time for this TV! |
| 0:29.0 | I have to do laundry! |
| 0:31.0 | Where is the loop? I have to do laundry. |
| 0:36.0 | Where is the loop man? I'm Red Scott. |
| 0:37.0 | And I'm Ivan Hernandez. |
| 0:38.0 | And this is Ivan Hernandez one of this, |
| 0:41.0 | a watchman episode by episode issue by issue comic book |
| 0:45.8 | podcast unrelated to the HBO TV show I related to the graphic now |
| 0:50.2 | finally gotten what I've always wanted, which is just to extensively talk about a subject that I know very well. |
| 0:59.0 | I can't wait for Ivan Hernandez is the game which is you start a podcast with |
| 1:03.5 | somebody and then within a decade slowly trick you into reading upwards of two |
| 1:08.7 | comic books. So this is... I'm gonna make you read preceptilus. I'm gonna make you |
| 1:14.4 | fucking read pers- No, you have to read preceptulis. Stop it. You have to read |
| 1:18.6 | preceptulis. Now of all times you have to read precepts. You react, I mean why would I read Percepless when I can |
| 1:25.3 | when I could watch the amazing foreign language film Percepolis? |
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