Watchmen #12: To the Orrery!
Boars, Gore, and Swords
Red Scott
4.5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 March 2020
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Watchmen #12 (of 12) A Strong and Loving World. Ivan refuses to compromise & Red immediately concedes a moral checkmate as they dive into the final episode of Watchmen coverage. They also discuss how Watchmen has held up over 3 decades and its merits relative to HBO's version.
Special episode theme: "Lube Man", by Daniel Preston
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| 0:00.0 | How drunk do you have to be to die of exposure in the Arctic by opening a Vavarium? |
| 0:07.0 | Where is the lube man? |
| 0:10.0 | Who is the Loop Man? What is the Loop Man? |
| 0:17.0 | I haven't seen Watch Man. |
| 0:20.0 | Okay I'll watch watchman. |
| 0:25.0 | Is that what you wanted? |
| 0:28.0 | No time for this TV! |
| 0:32.0 | I have to do laundry! I'm Red Scott and I'm Ivan Hernandez. |
| 0:37.0 | I'm Red Scott. |
| 0:40.0 | And I'm Ivan Hernandez. |
| 0:42.0 | And this is the final edition of Alan Moore wanted this, the Watchman comic book podcast. |
| 0:49.0 | After which, Alan Moore did not want anything to do with this. |
| 0:52.0 | Right. This is the last time Alan Moore ever cared about Watchman. |
| 0:56.0 | I'm really excited about our follow-up podcast, Move into the woods and never do anything again. |
| 1:02.0 | H-ha, worshiping a Roman snake god and writing a million-word novel that... |
| 1:06.0 | I'm going to say that very few people have ended up reading. |
| 1:10.0 | Ivan, what, tell me about this million-word novel? |
| 1:12.0 | Oh, he wrote a million word novel called Jerusalem which he has been writing for the past like 20 years and he finally put it out. Oh good for him. Yeah, how is it? |
| 1:22.0 | Alan Moore. Ask me if I've read Alan Moore. Moore. |
| 1:23.0 | Ask me if I've read Alan Moore's million word novel. |
| 1:26.0 | Hey Ivan! |
| 1:27.0 | Ask me how many words? |
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