Watchmen #11: I Voted for Kodos
Boars, Gore, and Swords
Red Scott
4.5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 March 2020
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Watchmen #11 (of 12). Ivan & Red Look On My Works, Ye Mighty… and despair! Possibly because this episode was recorded on Super Tuesday, or it could be squid related.
Special episode theme: "Lube Man", by Daniel Preston
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| 0:00.0 | Sometimes the road to hell is paved with squid. |
| 0:02.8 | Where is the lube man? |
| 0:04.8 | Who is the lube man? |
| 0:08.8 | What is the lube man? |
| 0:12.0 | I haven't seen why. What is the loop man? |
| 0:15.3 | I haven't seen watchmen |
| 0:19.2 | Okay, I'll watch watch men |
| 0:23.0 | Is that what you wanted? No time for this TV. |
| 0:27.0 | I have to do laundry. |
| 0:30.0 | Where is the Louvre man? |
| 0:34.0 | I'm Red Scott and I'm Ivan Hernandez. |
| 0:37.0 | And we are podcasting live from the bunker. |
| 0:40.0 | This is back on Super Tuesday and we're losing hope guys. |
| 0:44.0 | Oh no, Biden won 35 minutes ago! |
| 0:48.0 | It's not going well. |
| 0:50.0 | I've been looking at the polls and I'm like, |
| 0:52.0 | oh my god, you thought Hillary was bad get ready to try and get your dick up for a Biden candidacy |
| 0:57.3 | I'm I'm listen I'm they no one can tell what's going to happen in the future. |
| 1:03.0 | Who could tell? |
| 1:04.5 | I don't know who's going to be president tomorrow, |
| 1:07.1 | much less a year from now. |
| 1:08.6 | Listen, I've looked at, I've spoken to an actuarial and the probability of all of these people being alive by the time |
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