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Boars, Gore, and Swords

Watchmen #10: The Veight Method Is Crossfit

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.51.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Watchmen #10 (of 12). Ivan & Red argue over which who's the Dan Drieberg and who's the Rorschach in Two Riders Were Approaching…

Special episode theme: "Lube Man", by Daniel Preston

Transcript

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0:00.0

How is he the smartest man in the world and he doesn't use a generic alphanumeric password?

0:05.2

Where is the loop man?

0:09.2

Who is the loop man?

0:11.2

What is the loop man?

0:14.0

I haven't seen watchman.

0:18.0

Okay I'll watch watchman.

0:22.0

Is that what you want? Okay I'll watch watch man

0:25.0

Is that what you wanted

0:29.0

No time for this TV

0:35.0

I have to do laundry Well I'm Red Scott and I'm Ivan Hernandez. I'm Red Scott and I'm Ivan Hernandez.

0:40.0

And this is Alan Moore wanted this.

0:42.0

A Watchman's Comic Podcast.

0:45.0

And this is something that you will not care about whatsoever read, but for people who are

0:49.9

comic book fans this week, last week by the time you're hearing this possibly, saw the

0:56.3

firing of Dan to Dio, the big publisher at DC who was basically the guy who was like presiding over the exploitation of

1:07.2

Watchman as a franchise over all of these years.

1:10.0

One second.

1:12.0

Are you going to vote for Mayor Bloomberg for President Ivan?

1:15.0

No, I'm not. Why would I, wait, where did this come from?

1:20.0

I assume that's who's calling. That's the only cause I get on my landline.

1:23.7

Apparently because I'm the last new tenant whenever somebody tries to ring, just generically, they

1:29.2

always end up ringing me. So this was another fucking food delivery guy who just randomly dialed me up and I'm like I didn't order no food.

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