Well, I am very distracted because there is someone wearing a longhorn shirt in the front.

This is going to be a hard.

It's been a hard weekend.

Yeah.

So, recently we had an electrical issue at our house.

There was a cord that was like hanging down outside, and was hanging down from the attic and it had stopped working.

So I am not an electrician and I had never been in our attic.

So I thought, I am the perfect person to solve this problem.

I'm going to go up in our attic and I'm going to find this cord and I'm going to replace this cord.

It's easy.

So I go up in the attic and if you don't know this,

attics are like extremely hot in the summer. So I'm up in the attic. I'm already incredibly

uncomfortable. And I'm like really nervous because I know that in addicts there's one rule.

You just like have to stay on those those like bored things. Those pieces of wood. You have to walk on the wood. So I'm uncomfortable, I'm nervous, and I've got a phone in one hand as, like, my flashlight. And then there's all these other, like, boards, like, flying at my head. So I'm like hanging onto those with one arm.

I've got my phone in my other arm and I'm just like taking it really slow because I've got to walk from one end of the house to the other end of the house. Eventually I make it over there and I call my wife and I'm like, hey, can you pull on the cord so I can make sure that I can find So. So she starts pulling on the cord. And I found the

cord, which I think means I'm an electrician now. So I'm like, I got this thing figured out. This is

great. So I've got all this like newfound confidence. So I'm like, well, as an electrician,

I should probably know what other cords are up in our attic. So I just kind of start walking around

our attic. I'm going from one end to the other to the other until eventually, boom.

This happens.

So I'm laying on these boards.

My foot, my whole leg is through the ceiling. My wife is screaming. I pull my leg out.

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