And so it comes to pass. Weeks after the theorist wheel was forged, a new theory appears. A wacky theory, one that stands the fine line between camp and cringe. A theory that will rend the fabric that holds the algorithm together.

So theorize that lore, brave soul, so that you may rise.

Rise to become the Theory champ! Free champ. Hello internet. Welcome to Game Theory, the show that isn't here to cause any

treble and just truly be based. If you got a gigel of any of those puns, let me introduce you to the funniest game you will ever play trombone cham.

Everyone is talking about Sonic Frontiers and God of War Ragna Rock.

Everyone be sleeping on trombone chair.

Seriously, game of the year 2022.

Honestly, I had no idea what to expect when I went into this thing.

Heck, I'd never even heard of it before Head editor Dan showed it to me. But what I found was a

wonderful world of music, mayhem, and of course, memes. Yo, I got a sack!

In case this one passed you by, trombone champ is quote, the world's first trombone-based rhythm game.

Basically, it's a guitar hero's socially awkward cousin. You get to play a variety of music tracks from the national anthem to dubstep all while using your mouse to imitate the slide of a trombone.

Never realize that trombone dubstep was a thing that I needed in my life, but hey here we are.

The game also has a weird

obsession with hot dogs baboons and is filled to the brim with trombone

facts trumpet as you can tell it is a lot of fun to play this game.

And obviously, it's not designed to be taken seriously.

Or is it?

You see, as soon as we started the game,

all our expectations were thrown out the window.

Strap in, friends, for the gaming event of the year.

I'm sorry.

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