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The Patch

Watch Out for the Ding Dongs - #185

The Patch

Gus Sorola

Leisure, Video Games, Games

4.6565 Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0

I remember this time.

0:10.6

I flipped it.

0:11.4

Hey, welcome to the patch.

0:13.7

This week brought you by Casper and Meandies.

0:17.6

So thank you for supporting this podcast.

0:19.4

Today, we have...

0:21.7

Ashley.

0:40.2

Adam and Ryan. Here to talk about video games, maybe. Maybe possible. Before we talk about video games, can I talk about my pants? Let's talk about your pants. Yes, I think we need to talk about your pants. Somewhere along the line today, I lead off with this as a way of apology, because if I move the right way, you might see my underwear because my zipper just, it failed today.

0:54.5

Might see you, meandies. My zipper failed, yeah. I wish I was wearing meandies today because I could easily show off the product. Then they would, they also would have been very decorative. It's true. Hold on, hold on. I made also. Do they do. I run a Halloween meandies. Do they have Christmas meandies? Yes, in on, let me... I made also... Do they do... I'm in my Halloween meandies.

0:55.7

Do they have Christmas meandies?

1:08.7

Yes, in fact, it was great. We'll talk about it a little bit. All right. We'll talk about it a little bit. Otherwise, I'll just talk about underwear for an hour. I will say I did make one fledgling attempt to repair my pants with this bobby pen, which worked for a while and then eventually I looked down and realized

1:10.6

that it had come undone

1:11.7

and was point towards my junk.

1:14.5

Thanks for Bobby Pen, which worked for a while, and then eventually I looked down and realized that it had come undone and was point towards my junk.

1:14.6

Thankfully, I didn't notice in the way that would have caused irreparable damage.

1:19.5

You weren't irreparable damage.

1:20.9

I mean, yeah, I'm not sure about, I'm not sure about irreparable, but certainly regrettable.

1:25.3

It's one of those life moments when you look down and go, oh, I'm glad that didn't happen.

1:29.9

So watch out for your ding-dongs, folks. Watch out for your ding-dongs. Just throwing shit on the set. Is that how that it's going to go? It's closed. It's been doing. So yeah, if I come loose in the middle of this, that's what happened. Sorry, my bad. I'm just happy that you brought it up.

1:42.8

I was worried that we were going to have to find some circuitous route to talk about the fact that your pants are hanging open. I figure it was a good lead on. Anybody that happens to watch a video, if I uncross my legs at this point, you may just see London and France. There's been a history of balls on livestream podcasts from this company. Is that true? Yeah, I think, well, it seems, it seems like an,

2:00.9

like an aggressive company agenda.

2:03.4

We like to display them wherever possible. Yes, be of aggressive agendas. I'm so mad. I brought, I brought my seasonal beer to work, um, for occasions just like this and for when we stream. And, uh, someone between yesterday evening and now went through

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