Today's podcast is brought to you by audible.com. Get a free audiobook download at

W.w.w. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. T. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. for your iPhone, Android, Kindle, or MP3 Player.

In a parking lot.

You cut out there, where did you buy it it in a parking lot at a mall? Oh from like a guy? From a dude yeah no it was like it was a dude in a van. From a dude in a van he pulled up up and said, hey, well, somebody ordered this fast track and

You cut out real bad right there. Well, I can't hear you at all.

Sorry, I'm messing with audio things. My world's falling apart Gary.

Cool. I'm sorry what did the guy say? No, no, it's like...

Back to the van! So somebody ordered too many fast tracks, my boss will get angry.

You can have it at a discount.

And I said, I don't know, sir, I seem dubious.

Then he pulled out a napkin that had BBB written on it and said, we Business Bureau approved and I said I'll take seven and only one of them half works most of the time.

Yeah.

That really happened?

No, it didn't happen that way. I I I did buy them like there's elements of truth you bought that from a van from a guy. No, I I went on Craig's list. I did a search in the Cincinnati area for the thing that I wanted. A dude was selling it. I made an offer of $100 which is like half of what it costs and we agreed to meet in a parking lot at a mall which is a neutral public

location to make sure that he didn't sex murder me.

Mm-hmm. Good call. Yeah.

Good call. And you guys when visited before sundown?

Yes.

Yes. It was, it was 3 a.m. so it technically was before sundown.

So it's got to be before sundown somewhere.

Yeah, we broke into the mall.

We shared an orange Julius.

...