Now that you have sucked on the sweet sanguine ambrosia, you must know the things that really matter to our kind, such as politics. For instance, there are several clans you need to keep in mind.

Yeah, like the Ventru and the Nosferatu.

I mean, it seems like pretty basic stuff.

There are outliers to consider, and you should know them well like the gape for Ratae.

The gape for what?

Imagine an entire clan of mouth breathes.

But I thought that we didn't have to breathe. You're making this

more complicated than it needs to be. Now, next, remember, the Patro Malice. They hate their fathers and devote their entire unlife to

getting revenge through poor choices and bad music. Man it sounds like most of

these vampires are just assholes. It certainly seems that way, however, some are just unfortunate, like the

piodas. They are forced to walk this earth, constantly spelling like baked goods.

This is just also confusing. I mean are there any others that I should know about?

Perhaps the Lulurnd of Malachai?

They're a little bit like the Malcavians, but they cannot stop making references to midgets or zombie pirates or monkeys or cheese

at inappropriate times. Then there are the tropodum. They are artistic.

Is there anything that we have in common?

Kind and kindred alike must all remember to watch out for fireballs. Oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Oh, the best.

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